Oh, for Fuck’s Sake Sticker Card
$8.00
It's the all-occasion expression for the times in which we live (and our baseline emotional state)— and it's also A STICKER, people! That's right, the front of this card peels right off and looks fab as fuck adorning a laptop, journal, or jumbo hand sanitizer bottle. It's like the little black dress of the dystopia, and/or normal everyday life.