Dear Sober Me Card

Dear ___,
I'm writing this while sober, I know you don't like others telling you what to do. So I'm telling you, whatever thing everyone else is telly you not to do, your sober self agrees with them—they are NOT bossing you around. Do not do this. Your hungover self, tomorrow, will tell your friends they should keep you from doing this in the future. Love (sober) __.

This card is sized A2 (4.25"" x 5.5"") and printed on Crane 100% Cotton Fluorescent White paper. The envelope is French Speckletone Kraft and printing is done digitally. The card is blank inside.